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Time for our 2011 Annual Beer Haiku Contest

June 13, 2011 by PDX Food Dude

The contest is now closed, but you’ll enjoy reading all the entries in the comments below.

Once again Sagebrush is sponsoring the Portland Food and Drink Beer/food Haiku contest.

Sagebrush 2011 has expanded the popular Deschutes Brewery Sagebrush Classic of the past 22 years to benefit even more area charities. In the past, the Sagebrush Classic has been known as the must-attend culinary and golf event in the Northwest, including an outdoor feast that showcases the culinary artistry of 18 chefs from all over the world. This year, Sagebrush has planned a week-long series of events to help more than 100 participating nonprofit organizations and created a Sagebrush Match Fund to help those charities raise even more money.

Eighteen chefs from Bend, Oregon to Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, including local chefs Matt Lightner, Scott Shampine and Scott Neuman will take part. The proceeds from this event benefit Central Oregon children and families. I’m happy to support this good cause.

The first-place winner of the haiku contest will receive a pair of tickets to the Deschutes Brewery Sagebrush Feast in Bend Oregon which will be held on July 16th. These tickets have a value of $200.00 each!You can enter now by putting your haiku entries in a comment box below. The contest will close June 25th.

The entries will be judged by five people associated with this site, and one from Deschutes Brewery.

Remember, to be eligible, the haiku must follow the traditional form. The art of haiku requires precision: a five syllable first line; seven syllables second line; and five syllables third line. For many, the best haiku features the last line that works like a friendly elbow in the ribs. To be eligible, all haiku must make some reference to beer, though not specifically about Deschutes.

Here are some of the best entries from earlier years:

Lisa Richardson:
Sunshine for the tongue
Hops turned into brewed delights
Liquid Oregon

Clinton Springer:
how like a pharaoh
the first must have felt, sipping
in turned to manna

Clinton Springer:
it’s our mother’s milk:
the gentle hands pull the taps,
and down rains pure ale

Carlos Perez:
Beer transforms my mind
to thoughts of cascading water
Pooling, foaming, cool.

Erin Hatzi:
Malt, hops, yeast, heaven
Bitter never tastes so sweet
Drink of the people

Gabe Finch:
Bottled amber poured
In code, this malt does whisper
Of sunbeams sweet voice

Brian:
The Dissident Shouts
“Free yourself from boring beer”
Prepare to pucker!

Brian:
Miss Spelt, Not Miss Spelled
She, a thirst quenching temptress
Please don’t tell my wife.

Hoss:
Beer me Bartender
The sweet nectar you render
Is hoppy splendor

Clinton Springer:
born at sea, tumbling
through and rising from valley
soil, into your glass

Lisa Richardson:
Sunshine for the tongue
Hops turned into brewed delights
Liquid Oregon

Rachel:
Pour the twilight ale
Breathe in the warm wind of night
Summer as begun

By Les:
Happy bubbles spring
Into summer beer joy hops
Fall into the clouds

Humble Pie:
Cheap yellow beer child,
I played Deschutes and ladders
ain’t been the same since

Clinton:
It is at two pints
that he feels himself transformed
from damp clay to god

Karen:
Willamette hops taste
like summer: green flowers bright
and sharp as sunlight


About Sagebrush
Deschutes Brewery’s Sagebrush Classic has been benefiting the Central Oregon community for 22 years; raising more than $2 million for nonprofits through its popular golf tournament and feast. In 2011, the event will show significant expansion in order to include all eligible 501(c)(3)organizations in Central Oregon. The format of the event will change from a single weekend to a week-long series of events. A professionally executed fundraising campaign for participating nonprofits will run from February 15 through August 15, 2011. During this fundraising campaign, Sagebrush will market the event, highlight the nonprofits that are participating, and provide fundraising tools to the nonprofit agencies. The week-long series of events include: July 9, Sagebrush Community Challenge/ Scramble; July 13, the Sagebrush Street Fare street festival; July 14, the Sagebrush Private Dinners will take place in private homes around Central Oregon; July 15, Sagebrush Classic golf tournament; and July 16, the famous Sagebrush Feast at Broken Top. For specific dates, times and cost of each event, visit www.sagebrush.org or contact Aimee Baillargeon, Executive Director at 541-408-6341 or aimee@sagebrush.org.

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Comments

  1. theresa says

    June 13, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    seventeen… Foster’s
    twenty-seven… lambic gueuze
    forty-two… what’s cold?

    cats don’t like it much
    dogs will drink it if allowed
    paws off my cold one

    spring is in the air
    when will he fix the window?
    beer makes hard work good

    Celiac’s sad plight
    Deschutes’ kick-ass remedy
    gluten-free delight

  2. Barbara Pettersen says

    June 13, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    Frothy golden glow
    Hop-nosed essence of summer
    Sigh and sip slowly

  3. Juliet says

    June 13, 2011 at 5:04 pm

    Define Oregon
    A place coveted by all
    ‘Tis the land of beer

    Crisp liquid amber
    The object of desire
    My heaven? Good beer.

    Sip Sip, Slurp Slurp, AHH
    Nothing quite as refreshing
    As an IPA

    Afternoon sunshine
    My pint glass sweats, calling me
    Saying “drink my child”

  4. Rick says

    June 13, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    Can anything cleanse
    like night’s first wash of bitter
    over daytime’s tongue?

  5. themick says

    June 14, 2011 at 1:43 am

    I like to drink beer
    In fact I drink lots of beer
    I like to get drunk

  6. Kassie Halpin Robinson says

    June 14, 2011 at 7:31 am

    Golden bubbles rise,
    Glimmering in my pint glass;
    Sly Northwest sunlight

  7. themick says

    June 14, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    There once was a beer
    Wait, this isn’t a Limerick!
    Too much ale for lunch.

  8. themick says

    June 14, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    beer, beer, beer, beer, beer,
    beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
    and then the check please.

  9. Stu says

    June 14, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    Just enough water,
    fresh hops in a tun of mash,
    time rewards patience.

  10. Lou Wentz says

    June 14, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    Wursts go best with beer,
    better than any soul food,
    ice cream goes the worst.

  11. themick says

    June 15, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    A fine frothy foam
    Bubbles bursting above brim
    Perfectly poured pint.

  12. Sara says

    June 15, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    “I love Microbrews”, he says
    “Sam Adams is rad”
    My head shakes, “Poor east coaster”

  13. Dave says

    June 15, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    the beer pours slowly
    down the side of a cold mug
    quickly down my throat

  14. Dave says

    June 15, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    sweat drips from my face
    I need something cold to drink
    Twilight Summer Ale

  15. Lance T says

    June 15, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    Four seasons of love;
    Ale to porter, stout and wheat.
    Always gold in hand.

  16. Lance T says

    June 15, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    Oregon rains feed,
    Cascade bouquet from kettle.
    Draft from heaven please.

  17. Lance T says

    June 15, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    Spring to summer days,
    Draft of ale for my delight;
    Always refreshing.

  18. Jamie Caulley says

    June 15, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    Malts so sweet, hops bitter
    Yeast fruity, spicy, alive
    Grand combination

  19. Angelo De Ieso says

    June 16, 2011 at 9:43 am

    From The Abyss dark
    Cherry Dissident blossoms
    Summer’s crisp Twilight

  20. Mark says

    June 16, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    Moved here from Detroit
    Hello Beervana! Never
    Drinking Bud Again.

  21. Brinton Cary says

    June 16, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    Craft brew can cure all,
    so pour yourself a pint, let
    fickle taste buds roar.

    A hot Oregon day
    has left my mouth feeling parched.
    Ahh, hops are soothing.

    Beer may not last long,
    but you can always order
    one more round again.

    Out in the fields
    a worker tends the hops, straight to
    the taps they all go.

    Fizzing out the tap
    Makes me foam at the mouth.
    Big ‘ole cup of beer.

  22. laura says

    June 19, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    re-entry from Fooku:

    San Diego thinks
    they beat Portland for craft beer
    Arrogant Bastards!

  23. themick says

    June 19, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    Water, malt, hops, yeast.
    Add a palate and some love.
    The result; Great beer.

  24. jessica sinn says

    June 20, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    From seed to flower
    From flower to liquid gold
    From gold to delight

  25. Whitney Beyer says

    June 20, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    Elixir of life!
    A prideful Bendite, I am;
    Bend: home of good beer.

  26. Mark says

    June 21, 2011 at 9:29 am

    New to the Pac NW

    Black Butt porter please
    Smiling, she replied, “Sure thing.”
    Friends, shouting, “Black Butte!”

  27. Jim B says

    June 21, 2011 at 11:59 am

    The Dissident screams
    He falls in to the Abyss
    Not quite a Hop Trip

  28. sidemeat says

    June 21, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    yes, thank you, i will have another…
    don’t let all of this haiku bother
    get in the way
    of what’s genuinely important…

  29. Dave says

    June 21, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    when I spill my beer
    is it funny to call it
    alcohol abuse?

  30. chezz says

    June 22, 2011 at 12:32 am

    Beer merchant gives no
    Relief at all to my thirst
    “No sales after 2”

  31. James Harding says

    June 22, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Ginger crystallized
    Sweet on the lips this Abbey
    Belgium dances now

  32. James Harding says

    June 22, 2011 at 10:21 am

    Caught by a Trappist
    Dubbel dribbling is called
    I’m loving this game

  33. beans says

    June 22, 2011 at 10:51 am

    warm sun, welcome back
    my thirst drives me to the light
    cold ale saves my soul

  34. Derrick Vargason says

    June 22, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Cool crisp Mirror Pond
    try to wait but leap right in
    a gurgling sound, aaahhh

  35. Nick says

    June 22, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    Teach the world to sing
    And in perfect harmony
    Buy the world a beer

  36. Nick says

    June 22, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    Alas! Poor Black Butte;
    For indeed, I drank it well.
    Let’s have another!

  37. themick says

    June 23, 2011 at 2:27 am

    “A larger lager”
    Said the stout porter to me.
    “Good for what ales you”.

  38. Shawn Anzaldo says

    June 23, 2011 at 8:04 am

    High desert sun falls
    Dusty gullets gather for
    Frosty frothy pints

  39. Shawn Anzaldo says

    June 23, 2011 at 8:06 am

    Bubbles in my beer
    Swimming upward, breaking thru
    Effervescence freed!

  40. Shawn Anzaldo says

    June 23, 2011 at 8:07 am

    Green-blue river goes
    toppling over stones so smooth
    Beer outside the pub

  41. Shawn Anzaldo says

    June 23, 2011 at 8:07 am

    They say do your part
    Deschutes is community
    Drink beer help people

  42. Bryce says

    June 23, 2011 at 8:59 am

    Two friends drinking beer
    Barrel aged is magical
    Laughing dissidents

  43. Jeff Losel says

    June 23, 2011 at 11:51 am

    A hot summer day
    Sweat trickles, parched throat awaits
    First quaff is heaven

  44. Yee-Lee says

    June 23, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    Warm day, starry night
    A pint of ale by my side
    Heaven is on earth

    Malt, hops, yeast, and love
    Brewed and aged by masters
    Quench thy thirsty soul

    Strenuous to smooth
    Savor each head, body, taste
    White foam on your lips

    Bubbling spring water
    Brewed with hops, malt, yeast, and love
    Raindrops on your tongue

  45. Yee-Lee says

    June 23, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    Climb the hoppy taste
    Black Butte conquered with delight
    At a drinking pace

    Deep, dark, mystical
    Yet smooth and silky like glass
    Obsidian rocks

    She hops in the dark
    Breaks through the creamy white head
    Into Summer’s light

  46. Yee-Lee says

    June 23, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    When I moved to Bend
    I thought I’d gone to heaven
    Here, great ales await

  47. Yee-Lee says

    June 23, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    Ski, hike, golf, and bike
    Then go Deschutes for a pint
    Typical Bend life

  48. Yee-Lee says

    June 23, 2011 at 7:01 pm

    Can be dark or pale
    Taste and overtones vary
    None will disappoint

    This fourth of July
    I toast to the summer sun
    Cascadian style

  49. Joisey says

    June 23, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    Yee Lee get some air
    Quality not quantity
    The rule of this game

    • Food Dude says

      June 24, 2011 at 12:26 am

      Hear hear. Don’t make me put in a entry limit!

  50. Robin Brown says

    June 24, 2011 at 10:20 am

    Water from fire
    A dichotomy for sure
    Resolved in an ale

  51. Robin Brown says

    June 24, 2011 at 10:39 am

    Vulcan’s forge born
    River, both source and porter
    Tamed by tap and glass

  52. Jerry Davison says

    June 24, 2011 at 10:48 am

    I intend to “Bend”
    One or two brews from Deschutes
    in July. Tickets?!

  53. Grover Sparkman says

    June 24, 2011 at 11:44 am

    Which discovered first?
    Some say beer then bread.
    Why argue? Drink then eat.

    Beer our oldest drink
    has withstood the test of time
    Drink a beer with me

    A beer and sunshine
    These two simple things each day
    What more can we ask?

    Fill my glass with care
    Bartender please be careful
    Leave a head on top

  54. Clay Sparkman says

    June 24, 2011 at 11:47 am

    I’m a pessimist.
    The pint is half empty. Bring
    me another please

    The elements: hops,
    malt, water, yeast. Alchemy
    done: golden brew flows

    Campbell said follow
    your bliss. And so I do, from
    Brewpub to brewpub

    Message in bottle:
    Stranded in Oregon with
    Just beer. Don’t send help.

    Warning: it rains beer
    here in Oregon. You won’t
    need an umbrella

    How to drink a beer:
    Observe as long as ya can
    Then gulp ‘er on down

  55. Peter says

    June 24, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    Hands, raw and ragged
    The shadow of a day’s toil
    Cold ale, nirvana

  56. Jerry Davison says

    June 24, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    Yeast blown by the wind
    Please land in a beer from Bend.
    Warm my quenching thirst.

  57. Grover Sparkman says

    June 24, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    Which discovered first?
    Some say beer then bread.
    Why argue? Drink then eat.

    Beer our oldest drink
    has withstood the test of time
    Drink a beer with me

    A beer and sunshine
    These two simple things each day
    What more can we ask?

    Fill my glass with care
    Bartender please be careful
    Leave a head on top

    Raise beer glass to light
    to see a bright golden hue
    looks like sunshine

  58. Grover Sparkman says

    June 24, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    My son Clay was helping me post my beer Haiku to your site
    sorry about the double post.

  59. Virginia says

    June 24, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    Bull Run water makes
    Willamette Valley hops sing,
    Portland! Beervana!

  60. Dave says

    June 24, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    in the nick of time
    i rush to my computer
    another beerku

  61. Dave says

    June 24, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    sweat drips from my brow
    but yet i refuse the beer
    i don’t drink from cans

  62. BORIS B. BADD says

    June 24, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    Alehouse at June dusk
    Oregon invites repose
    Not hard to say yes

    Not sure if you knew
    Beer drinkers make great boyfriends
    They buy every round

  63. Andy says

    June 24, 2011 at 7:43 pm

    Year measured in brews:
    gose, lager, bock, and stout
    Rome had it all wrong

    What can’t go in beer?
    asks the intrepid brewer
    mayonnaise, for one.

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