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    50 Shades of Chicken

    By PDX Food Dude Last Update November 21, 2012 2 Comments

    50 Shades of Chicken“A young, free-range chicken. A dominating, ravenous chef. Fowl play”

    I am rendered speechless by the brilliance of a new cookbook called “50 Shades of Chicken” – not that is a great book (I haven’t seen it in person), but because they are going to sell a pile of them. From what I hear, the entire book is full of double-entendre, featuring provocative recipes such as “Mustard-Spanked Chicken”, “Dripping Thighs” and others which I will leave to your imagination. Here’s an excerpt –

    “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious.

    This video is pretty entertaining. Quite possibly not work safe as it contains a shirtless man and a naked chicken, but who’s working on Thanksgiving eve?

    It’s on Amazon if you need to satisfy your chicken urges.

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    1. Produce Rocks says

      November 21, 2012 at 7:32 am

      What a blast! Obviously the only thing missing are the bad boy brussel sprouts!

      Reply
    2. CJ Butler says

      December 4, 2012 at 5:24 pm

      Has anyone made any of the recipes in this deliciously wild, funny, erotic cookbook? I’m bursting with anticipation to read a detailed description of how good or naughty any of the recipes are.
      I’m cooking ‘Dripping Thighs’ tonight. I will let you know how tasty the outcome is…..but, probably not ’til the morning. My boyfriend really loves my cooking!! ; )

      Be loved and eat love!

      The Love Chef xxx

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