EcoSalon has posted a list of “foodie pickup lines” for Valentine’s Day. I like the idea, so am stealing it just for you. Here are some of their examples:
- If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can’t wait to touch them.
- I can last as long a la Le Creuset.
- Do you prefer FrenchPress or Bialetti for your morning coffee?
- Have you ever tried bone luging?
- I studied at a culinary school in France and know all the secrets to joie de vivre.
- If you were a seed, I’d plant an entire community garden of you,
- Dinner is on me. I know the chef.
- You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks.
- Do you need someone to help pitch your tent at farmers market?
They have lots more at EcoSalon, but come up with some of your own, and post them here. I have nothing to award you with, except for the adoration of your future fans.
Ellen Green says
Should I nudge you or call you for a cup of coffee at Barista tomorrow morning?
Food Dude says
Cough. Let’s keep it reasonably clean.
Guignol says
Whats your favorite piece of kitchen equipment?
Mine, is the boning knife
Food Dude says
Ack! I’d turn and run.
Kassie Halpin Robinson says
You must be free-range organic.
themick says
Reverend Spooner would duck fat!
Chef Adam says
Peace, Love, Foie….enough said
JC says
Omakase. I’m interested in whatever you have to offer.
DinahDavis says
Hmm. All the initial posting lines were so lame I’d have to gag.
Food Dude says
Then what would you suggest, oh wise one?
grapedog says
“How about you and I go try some hot tub sous vide at my place? I’ve got all night….”
Food Dude says
With modern cooking techniques thrown in. I like it
yes please says
Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?