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Foodie Pickup Lines – What Would You Say?

February 13, 2012 by PDX Food Dude 13 Comments

EcoSalon has posted a list of “foodie pickup lines” for Valentine’s Day. I like the idea, so am stealing it just for you. Here are some of their examples:

  • If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can’t wait to touch them.
  • I can last as long a la Le Creuset.
  • Do you prefer FrenchPress or Bialetti for your morning coffee?
  • Have you ever tried bone luging?
  • I studied at a culinary school in France and know all the secrets to joie de vivre.
  • If you were a seed, I’d plant an entire community garden of you,
  • Dinner is on me. I know the chef.
  • You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks.
  • Do you need someone to help pitch your tent at farmers market?

They have lots more at EcoSalon, but come up with some of your own, and post them here. I have nothing to award you with, except for the adoration of your future fans.

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  1. Ellen Green says

    February 13, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    Should I nudge you or call you for a cup of coffee at Barista tomorrow morning?

    Reply
  2. Food Dude says

    February 13, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Cough. Let’s keep it reasonably clean.

    Reply
  3. Guignol says

    February 13, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Whats your favorite piece of kitchen equipment?
    Mine, is the boning knife

    Reply
    • Food Dude says

      February 13, 2012 at 5:56 pm

      Ack! I’d turn and run.

      Reply
  4. Kassie Halpin Robinson says

    February 13, 2012 at 7:50 pm

    You must be free-range organic.

    Reply
  5. themick says

    February 13, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    Reverend Spooner would duck fat!

    Reply
  6. Chef Adam says

    February 14, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Peace, Love, Foie….enough said

    Reply
  7. JC says

    February 14, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    Omakase. I’m interested in whatever you have to offer.

    Reply
  8. DinahDavis says

    February 14, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    Hmm. All the initial posting lines were so lame I’d have to gag.

    Reply
    • Food Dude says

      February 14, 2012 at 10:30 pm

      Then what would you suggest, oh wise one?

      Reply
  9. grapedog says

    February 16, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    “How about you and I go try some hot tub sous vide at my place? I’ve got all night….”

    Reply
    • Food Dude says

      February 17, 2012 at 1:31 am

      With modern cooking techniques thrown in. I like it

      Reply
  10. yes please says

    February 17, 2012 at 1:58 am

    Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?

    Reply

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