Saint Cupcake was broken into on the evening before Valentines day. Apparently, bakers had been busy late into the night making sure cupcakes would be available for those that wanted them for their sweethearts. Imagine their distress, returning to find thieves had smashed a window and stolen 12 dozen cupcakes, a laptop, and all the recipes, but left the cash, including an overflowing tip jar. Even worse, because of the loss, cupcake sales were rationed the next day. All over Portland, there are women that didn’t get their cupcakes on Valentines day!
Who the hell breaks a window to steal cupcakes? Meth addicts aren’t hungry, so they can’t be blamed. Regular thieves would have taken the cash. As I see it, this leaves two possibilities:
- Some woman got 12 dozen cupcakes for valentines day (If this is you, he’s a psycho. You heard it here first).
- Someone provided cupcakes for their entire office, in which case this shouldn’t be hard to track down.
Either way, if you are walking through the park blocks late at night, and someone says “Hey buddy… wanna buy some cupcakes?”, call 911. These cupcake stealing scumbags need to be put behind bars.
I haven’t mentioned St. Cupcake on this site because everyone else has been talking about them, but they do have really good, addictive cupcakes. They have played an important part in my return to health. If I was reviewing them, I’d probably give 3.5 stars, but since I’m not, I’ll just say go and give them your support. In the meantime, we should form a posse!